I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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