How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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