I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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