Can Purell be used as lube?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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