matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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