That's intense
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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