oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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