if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we're making bets on your personal life
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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