Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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