That's intense
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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