Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
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now i know why i became what i already was.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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