check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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