apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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