What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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