Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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