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say what?
wanna hang out?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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