Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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