Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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