Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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