I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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