Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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