He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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