if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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