I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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