yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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