Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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