What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
smell my finger.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
they're like a gay fantastic four
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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