Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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