My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Cover your peen. We're going out.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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