its not stalking. its research.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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