why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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