I forgot how hot balto sounded
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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