Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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