Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
