So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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