what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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