Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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