Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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