i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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