The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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