Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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