A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
