So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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