I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
