I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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