wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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