Kiss
Puke
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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