You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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