I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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