watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween