Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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