if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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