id be glad to
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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