I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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