if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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