There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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