We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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