If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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